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Parody Central
Disarm
This one is about a 13 year old who, after repop, discovers they have the dungeon they always dreamed of. Now they plan to make their way to the top of Valhalla and talk trash all the way there.
Disarm you with my Spells
I'll beat you like you want me to
I'm a little child
The sight of me brings out the anger in you
Ooh,
ooh, ooh, you will burn
Ooh, ooh, ooh you will burn
I used to lose all the time
Just a boy without a clue
Now I have the spirits of choice
And I will beat all of you
The killer is me and the victim is you, I know
I'll send some scouts, a better view
Disarm you with my spells
The V.I.A. cant help you here
You'll wither and I'll smile
Your bitterness only spurs me on
Ooh, ooh, ooh you will burn
Ooh, ooh, ooh you will burn, burn, burn
I used to lose all the time
Just a boy without a clue
Now I have the spirits of choice
And I will beat all of you
The killer is me and the victim is you, I know
I'll send some scouts, a better view
The killer is me and the victim is you
I'll send some scouts, a better view
The killer is me and the victim is you
I'll send some scouts, a better view
Possum Kingdom
Wake up in time
Decide to Play with me
On K C tonight
On K C tonight
I dont mind
I'm not gonna try
Ill not be a gentleman
My Roman Bath House
I wont show you, my dark secret
I'm not gonna try
I wanna lose this time
want second move
My rating, drop my rating yeah
Dont be angry
I didnt mean to scare you
With my Venus
I can promise you
You wont stay as powerful
With witches and Assasins
Forever Forever
You won this time
You won this time
but Ill promise you
She will treat me well
My sweet angel
She's my Venus
Give em up to me
Give em up to me
Do you want to meet my angel
Give em up to me
Give em up to me
Do you want to beat my angel
Do you wanna try (4x)
Well I promised you
you would beat me well
she's my sweet angel
shes my venus, venus venus, ven uh us
Bird-Brained Bedwetter
Untouched in my courtyard Bird Brain sat
and then I said, Im gonna lose again
Once I played him, on a space drylands terrain
one "lost patrol" and I lost again
on a weekend, thought I'd play many games yeah
But I played and I lost
and I lost what I played
Now I start over again
and the reason gonna try to stay calm oh
I said I know what I got its a loss in the bag
Yeah-eh-yeah-yeah yeah, can you see him?
He's in my court, but he wont play
I see him, Im in last place, yeah-eh-yeah eh e-yeah
and I know and I know, hes gonna stay
Spoken: Cheese for my whine
Oh I see, why wont he go to someone else
I want him to desert away yeah
and I said, I said, I know what I got theres a loss in the bag
Yeah-eh-yeah-yeah yeah, can you see him?
He's in my court, but he wont play
I see him, Im in last place, yeah-eh-yeah eh e-yeah
and I know and I know, hes gonna stay
gonna stay
oh gonna stay
he's gonna stay
Big Empty (Chat Box)
Empty chat box is what I saw
Always hits me like Murphy's Law
Smoke a cigarette and type some more, These disconnections kill
Empty chat box is what I saw
Time to take a break, my dizzy head hurts and I'm raging
Time to write some mail, in Randy's care, no disconnections
Time to take a break, my dizzy head hurts and I'm raging
Time to write a song, to rage along, to wait to long
Toomuch talking trash wears thin
Too much luck in games my opponents win
Time to abort some games, Ill start today, I don't know what this means
Too much talking trash to let them win
Time to take a break, my dizzy head hurts and I'm raging
Time to write some mail, in Randy's care, no disconnections
Time to take a break, my dizzy head hurts and I'm raging
Time to write this song, to rage along, to wait to long
Disconnections kill (x3)
Time to take a break, my dizzy head hurts and I'm raging
Time to write some mail, in Randy's care, no disconnections
Time to take a break, my dizzy head hurts and I'm raging
Time to write this song, to rage along, to wait to long
Disconnections kill (x3)
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